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I Wanna Be An Engineer by Only Won

I Wanna Be An Engineer by Only Won

For the techies, Only Won the Lyrical Engineer released a geeked out mix of Billionaire. Lots of computer and technology references on the track. One look at the Forbes billionaire list and you’ll see the likes of technology leaders Bill Gates and Larry Ellison. And for those actually studying engineering in school, you know you “wanna be an engineer so freakin’ bad.”

Also check out Dim Sum and Cantonese Boy by Only Won.

I Wanna Be An Engineer by Only Won

Lyrics to I Wanna Be An Engineer by Only Won

I wanna be an engineer so freakin’ bad, optimize the things I’ve always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

oh everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
yeah….an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here…If I was an engineer

Yeah, I wound have a show on Discovery, hoping that e-ve-ry..
body in the country would watch me on their HD.
I’d probably pull an Orville Wright and a Wilbur
Build a plane and take the rudder and dip it in silver.
Give away a few smartphones, like, Einstein here have this
Take my protractor out and do some mathmatics
It’s been a couple years since I’ve been single so
you can find me working late and living off Ho Ho’s.
Brain food for the intelligent, sometimes I like to complement
myself for being smart, but you can call me brilliant.
Yeah…Call me a geek or maybe even nerd
but face the facts, we da ones be ruling this world.

Everytime I close my eyes (what cha see, what cha see?)
I calculate a new design (uh huh uh huh)
oh ye-ah….an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here…If I was an engineer

ohhh ohhhh….Yeah, I’m an engineer! oohh ohhhh….

I be playin Xbox with some scientists, workin’ with geologist
maybe ask a girl out and get lucky with little kiss.
Or not because I have to…formulate a program
in C++ or going back and using Fortran.
Toss a few equations in just for the heck of it.
Solve my own problem just so I can delineate
Yeah, I be comin’ on a whole new level.
Like comparing HDMI to a coax cable.
Sometimes I give directions with Euclidean vectors
And transfer files faster on eSATA connectors.
…I know we all have a simular dream
to build cantilever beams,…it makes me wanna sing

I wanna be an engineer so freakin’ bad, optimize the things I’ve always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

Everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here…If I was an engineer

ooh ohhh….(“Yeah! Solve it!) If I was an engineer! ohh ohh

I wanna be an engineer so freakin’ bad

CES 2011 Day 4 with Brian Tong

CNET reporter Brian Tong covers the CES 2011 Best of Show. He interviews the winners about their products. Lots of great technology coming soon to you. With some extra time, Brian also swings by the Trojan booth. (Yes, the condom makers. See what they’re doing at CES.)

Previous CES 2011:
CES 2011 Day 1
CES 2011 Day 2
CES 2011 Day 3

Brian Tong with Best of CES 2011

Samsung BD-D7000

Brian Tong at the Trojan booth

CES 2011 Day 3 with The404

CES 2011 Day 3 with The404

It’s the last show for The404 at the CES 2011. They cover the worst and unusual of CES 2011. Some of the products covered include Lady Gaga’s line of products at Polaroid, bowling ball accessories for your game console, and more. The second half of the show they check out an exhibiting insurance company that lets you smash an Asus laptop with a hammer, a Steampunk keyboard fetish, and more rumors about the impending Apple iPhone coming to Verizon on February 3. Plus, don’t miss their picks for Best of CES 2011.

Previous CES 2011 episodes with The404
CES 2011 Day 1 with The404
CES 2011 Day 2 with The404

CES 2011 Day 3 with The404

CES 2011 Day 3 with Brian Tong

CNET reporter Brian Tong works CES 2011 Day 3. He interviews rapper 50 Cent about his new line of headphones, his new album, and having a good time in Vegas. On Buzz Out Loud, Brian Tong get his hands on one of the hottest tablets of CES 2011 along with discussions about Verizon’s boatload of 4G LTE devices, Lady Gaga’s Grey Label product line and Jar Jar Binks on Blu-Ray.

Previous CES 2011:
CES 2011 Day 1
CES 2011 Day 2

Brian Tong x 50 Cent

Buzz Out Loud with Brian Tong

Google Demo Slam: Streetview Road Race

Google Demo Slam: Streetview Road Race

Here’s another Google Demo Slam. Two guys use Google Streetview to race across America without ever leaving their home. The trans American race goes from San Francisco to New York City. It’s going to take them 90 hours and over 100k click to travel 2958 miles (4760km) Who will win the race?

Other Google Demo Slams:
Skydiving
Virtual Fashion Show

Google Demo Slam: Streetview Road Race