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Bangkok Dangerous

A new clip for Bangkok Dangerous was recently released by Lionsgate. There is a cool scene at the end where bullets travel underwater. Directors The Pang Brothers (The Eye) paint an explosive picture of the Bangkok underworld, illuminated with neon and saturated in violence. From a screenplay by Jason Richman, BANGKOK DANGEROUS is based on the Pang Brothers’ wildly popular Hong Kong action film of the same name. Bangkok Dangerous comes to theaters on September 5.

Bangkok Dangerous synopsis

An adrenaline-charged action thriller, Lionsgate’s BANKGOK DANGEROUS stars Nicolas Cage (LEAVING LAS VEGAS, NATIONAL TREASURE) as “Joe,” an anonymous assassin takes an unexpected turn when he travels to Thailand to complete a series of contract killings. Joe (Nicolas Cage), a remorseless hitman, is in Bangkok to execute four enemies of a ruthless crime boss named Surat. He hires Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm), a street punk and pickpocket, to run errands for him with the intention of covering his tracks by killing him at the end of the assignment. Strangely, Joe, the ultimate lone wolf, finds himself mentoring the young man instead whilst simultaneously being drawn into a tentative romance with a local shop girl. As he falls further under the sway of Bangkok’s intoxicating beauty, Joe begins to question his isolated existence and let down his guard …just as Surat decides it’s time to clean house.

Bangkok Dangerous chase scene

(Warning!! this clip is Rated R for violence and gore)

The Happening

Appropriately opening on Friday the 13th, The Happening is M. Night Shyamalan’s first rated R movie. His previous PG-13 film hits include “The Sixth Sense” and “Signs”. However, he has had major movie misses as well like “Lady in the Water”. Known as “the guy who makes scary movies with a twist,” he has struggled with how he is perceived in Hollywood. You can read more about M. Night Shyamalan in a recent New York Times article Shyamalan’s Hollywood Horror Story, With Twist.

As much as he does not want to be viewed as the guy that makes scary movies or movies with twist endings, his own web site doesn’t reflect that. M. Night Shyamalan’s new web site is supposed to be released today, so far on the home page right is a a creepy door cracked open with light leaking out. By directing Avatar: The Last Airbender, he may get the image change he is seeking.

The Happening synopsis

From director M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Signs) comes a lightning-paced, heart-pounding paranoid thriller about a family on the run from an inexplicable and unstoppable event that threatens not only humankind… but the most basic human instinct of them all: survival.

It begins with no clear warning. It seems to come out of nowhere. In a matter of minutes, episodes of strange, chilling deaths that defy reason and boggle the mind in their shocking destructiveness, erupt in major American cities. What is causing this sudden, total breakdown of human behavior? Is it some kind of new terrorist attack, an experiment gone wrong, a diabolical toxic weapon, an out-of-control virus? Is it being transmitted by air, by water… how?

For Philadelphia high school science teacher Elliot Moore (Academy Award® nominee Mark Wahlberg) what matters most is finding a way to escape the mysterious and deadly phenomenon. Though he and his wife Alma (Zooey Deschanel) are in the midst of a marital crisis, they hit the road, first by train, then by car, with Elliot’s math teacher friend Julian (Emmy® Award winner John Leguizamo) and his 8 year-old daughter Jess (Ashlyn Sanchez), heading for the Pennsylvania farmlands where they hope they’ll be out of reach of the grisly, ever-growing attacks. Yet it soon becomes clear that no one – and nowhere – is safe. This terrifying, invisible killer cannot be outrun. It is only when Elliot begins to discover the true nature of what is lurking out there – and just what has unleashed this force that threatens the future of humanity – that he discovers a sliver of hope that his fragile family might be able to escape what is happening.

Watch the trailer for the Happening

Watch the red band trailer for The Happening (this one has disturbing scenes)

Dookie Doodle’n Fun

Just Kidding Films, known for their unco chin and unco same skits, teams up youtube singer Olivia Thai to produce Dookie Doodle’n Fun. The song is a catchy little collabo between them. Enjoy!!

Watch Dookie Doodle’n Fun

Lyrics to Dookie Doodle’n Fun

Joe: some say that nice guys always finish last…

but me i just want a piece of ass

verse:

i get confused

i gave you what you wanted

when you needed it

just to keep you around

but i was playing a fool

hook:

cause you were bringing me down

don’t keep holding me back

just learn to let go…

chorus:

let me go

set me freeeeeeee

i want to fly away from this misery

let me go

set me freeeeeeee

i want to fly away from this misery

verse:

i get confused

these words may come as a shock

but i gave it all

just to keep you around

now it’s my turn to frown

hook:

cause you were bringing me down

don’t keep holding me back

just learn to let go…

chorus:

let me go

set me freeeeeeee

i want to fly away from this misery

let me go

set me freeeeeeee

i want to fly away from this misery

bridge:

du du du du du du du du duuu du du du du du du du du duuuuuu duu du du du du du du duuuuu du du du du duuuu

I GET CONFUSED!

APA Month Day 4 – Comedian Dr. Ken Jeong

Ken Jeong aka Dr. Ken has been blending comedy & medicine all of his life. After graduating Duke University & attaining his MD at the University of North Carolina, Ken completed his Internal Medicine residency in New Orleans while developing a cult comedy following.

While in New Orleans, Ken won the Big Easy Laff-Off. Late NBC president Brandon Tartikoff and Improv founder Budd Friedman judged the competition and advised Ken to move to Los Angeles. Once residing in LA, Ken began performing regularly at the Improv & Laugh Factory. He is also part of the Kims of Comedy consisting of Bobby Lee, Kevin Shea, Steve Byrne, and Dr. Ken Jeong

Ken’s background in theater & improv has led to several television appearances including “The Office,” “Entourage” “Boston Legal” and “The Shield.”. He is a recurring voice on FOX’s American Dad. In 2007, Dr. Ken made his feature film debut in Knocked Up as Dr. Kuni. Here’s clip from the movie:

Warning! – the clips on this entry are not safe for work (NSFW)

Dr. Ken will reteam with Judd Apatow & Seth Rogen in The Pineapple Express. He recently completed filming All About Steve starring Sandra Bullock, Little Big Men starring Paul Rudd, and The Goods: The Don Ready Story starring Jeremy Piven. He also wrapped a cameo in Step Brothers starring Will Ferrell. Look for Pineapple Express and Step Brothers this summer.

Dr. Ken also has a following for the viral video Million Dollar Strong where he plays Yoshido. Watch this hilarious music video What’s It Gonna Be? by Million Dollar Strong:

Warning! – the clips on this entry are not safe for work (NSFW)

According to Variety, MTV Films plan to make this into a full blown movie.
They story will revolve around the meteoric rise of a delusional rapper (Mike O’Connell) and his Asian foreign exchange student friend (Ken Jeong) as they take on the hip-hop world.

Add Dr. Ken as you myspace friend.