D-Trix has a paper due and he doesn’t want to procrastinate. However, all these distractions get in the way including food, video games, and girls. Even with notes reminding him not to procrastinate, he still manages to stay unfocused. If you have a paper due, watch this video. On second thought, maybe pull up your pants and get cracking on your paper.
Procrastinate with D-Trix (contains profanity)
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The Fung Bros. drop some knowledge on you about Asian sauces. They go over some of your favorite Asian condiments found in Asian restaurants. The sauces they cover include Sriracha sauce, Chili oil, hoisin sauce, wasabi, banana ketchup, gochujang, nuoc mam (aka fish sauce), and the ever present soy sauce. Get the low down on sauce.
Feast on more Fung Bros: Dimsum Song, Asian Food Rap,Still Got Rice?, and The Fung Bros Mess with Texas.
Know Your Asian Sauces with The Fung Bros.
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A few months back we saw Asian Superman picking up girls. Now it’s Brown Batman’s turn. Jesse, the “Really Dark Knight” attempts to seduce women. Here’s the backstory for Brown Batman:
Brown Batman’s secret identity is Jesse, an Indian billionaire who made his money from his customer service camps in India. He is also an industrialist, philanthropist, but most of all a playboy. Having witnessed his parent’s startup company not getting funding by a Venture Capitalist, he swore revenge on criminals, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Jesse trains himself through English speaking classes, a gym membership, library cards, and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime: which is why he calls himself Brown Batman.
Brown Batman operates in New Delhi, a bustling humid city in India, assisted by a various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Mr. Patel, his butler Rahul, and the police commissioner Surinder Gorden. He fights an assortment of villains such as the “The Well-Spoken English Speaking Customer Service Representative (SEC),” The Cologne, The Speed Stick, Ra’s al Ghul, among others.
Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of his intellect, detective skills, an indomitable will, fear, and intimidation of his large “thing in his pants”. Recently, however, he’s diverted his attention from crime fighting to pussy acquiring. Watch as he uses his abilities to seduce unsuspecting women.
Be on the look out for Brown Batman. Also Indian Spider-man is running around too. Who will be the next superhero to pick up girls?
Brown Batman picks up girls (contains profanity and sexually suggestive language)
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Erin and Chris are supposed to meet each other for a blind date. When the two meet, there’s a little bit of confusion about the “date”. They’re not gay, but when they talk about ordering sausage and meatballs, they become defensive. This short is inspired by straight men and their insecurities. Somebody might need a Reality Reboot.
Blindest Date Ever with Chester See
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KevJumba is under the impression that PSY and his Gangnam Style are after him. His delusional states has him seeking therapy and blogging about his findings. Is Gangnam Style really brainwashing the world with occult references? The horse dance? the all seeing eye? With all his secretive research, KevJumba is confronted by PSY, who reveals the secret of his success in becoming the most viewed YouTube video of all time and his Gangnam fighting style. What are PSY’s true motives?
PSY is played by David So
PSY wants to kill me by KevJumba
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The webseries Squad 85 continues with episode 4 entitled “It’s Gonna Blow”. The squad holds a meeting to figure out how the drugs got into Dukakis High. When they deduce that Rickman (Parvesh Cheena) is a suspect, they pay him a visit. At Rickman’s residence, the squad watches a home video that he created that could reveal his motives. With a little classic 80’s detective work, the crew heads over to the favorite bar of Rickman’s henchman, a bear bar. When Tori fails to get the information they need, Bobby and Bronx go undercover. Will their cover get blown when assistant principal from Dukakis High (Rizwan Manji) enters the bar? (Look for a cameo by fellow Outsource cast Anisha Nagarajan and True Blood’s Janina Gavankar.)
If you ever wanted to go back to the 80’s, this series will take you back.
Previous episode:
Squad 85 : Episode 1
Squad 85 : Episode 2
Squad 85 : Episode 3
Squad 85 : Episode 4
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More about Squad 85
“In 1985, the Los Angeles Police Department Experimented with a secret time-travel division, catapulting four of LA’s finest, twenty-five years into the future. That future… Is Now!”
Into today’s tired world of lab work, warrants, and white-gloved crime scene investigations, bust an elite, twentysomething, mixed-race team of police who only know to kick down doors and ask questions later. Our band of cops — RUSTY (the Hearthrob), WHEELS (the Brains), BRONX (the Muscle), TORI (Disguises/Accents), BOBBY (the Rookie) & THE CHIEF — are assigned to solve the cases only they can.
In Series One, the Squad is hot on the trail of RICKMAN (Parvesh Cheena – Outsourced, Barbershop, Friend Me), as he tries to run a new lethal designer drug through Dukakis High. And it turns out he has ties to other things… big things…