From the makers of iPod human and the iNavigator, they now present the Google Glass Human. This experimental product can do everything your smartphone can do in the form factor of glasses. Not only does it come in a variety of colors, but it can also do voice activation and voice response, picture taking with zoom, navigation, answer phone calls, and the exclusive AM Fragrance. Other features include triangle lock to help you sleep. Order now and you’ll get tons of other extras. Look for a cameo by Sean Fujiyoshi.

Look what else Ryan Higa is selling: Kendama Toy, What would Ryan Higa do for a Klondike Bar?, P90Flex, Hard And Black Realistic But Not Real Gun, TeeHee Band,ShamWooHoo, Snuggo, and iNavigator.

Google Glass Human

The YOMYOMF Network’s released the trailer for the new “all puppet” comedy webseries 88 JADE WAY, which chronicles the wacky lives of the misfit residents that live in an eclectic apartment building. The superintendent, MR. FU, an older, widowed, Chinese man- helps solve the outrageous problems of his tenants- giving them the only sense of family that they have. The crazy residents include Gengha, Mr. Moolah, Junkie Jim, Jesse, Red, Cat Lady, Homeless Man, and a whole bunch of cats. Created by CHRISTIAN ANDERSON (Rent, Ave Q) and directed by ANSON HO (Acting for Action w/ Sung Kang, Kevjumba Takes All). 88 JADE WAY premieres May 22, 2013 at 8PM EST on the YOMYOMF Network and airs every Wednesday at 8PM EST.

88 Jade Way Trailer (this show is not suitable for children)