There was planking, owling, and coning. Now, there’s milking, where people go to random places and pour milk all over themselves. Ryan Higa pleads for you to not cave in to this new fad by milking yourself. Milking is just plain wasteful and offensive to … cows. Ryan shows you other things you could be doing that are cooler, smarter, and less wasteful.

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Milking with Ryan Higa