A few months back we saw Asian Superman picking up girls. Now it’s Brown Batman’s turn. Jesse, the “Really Dark Knight” attempts to seduce women. Here’s the backstory for Brown Batman:

Brown Batman’s secret identity is Jesse, an Indian billionaire who made his money from his customer service camps in India. He is also an industrialist, philanthropist, but most of all a playboy. Having witnessed his parent’s startup company not getting funding by a Venture Capitalist, he swore revenge on criminals, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Jesse trains himself through English speaking classes, a gym membership, library cards, and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime: which is why he calls himself Brown Batman.

Brown Batman operates in New Delhi, a bustling humid city in India, assisted by a various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Mr. Patel, his butler Rahul, and the police commissioner Surinder Gorden. He fights an assortment of villains such as the “The Well-Spoken English Speaking Customer Service Representative (SEC),” The Cologne, The Speed Stick, Ra’s al Ghul, among others.

Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of his intellect, detective skills, an indomitable will, fear, and intimidation of his large “thing in his pants”. Recently, however, he’s diverted his attention from crime fighting to pussy acquiring. Watch as he uses his abilities to seduce unsuspecting women.

Be on the look out for Brown Batman. Also Indian Spider-man is running around too. Who will be the next superhero to pick up girls?

Brown Batman picks up girls (contains profanity and sexually suggestive language)