Ryan Higa put together a parody of “As Long As You Love Me” by Justin Bieber entitled “Clenching My Booty” with the help of D-Trix on rap duty. The two sing and rap about holding your poo when you really need to do a number two. The booty clenching track has you looking for the next toilet near you as quickly as possible. When you need to go, seeking relief is the top priority in a long meeting, in traffic, or on a first date. Foul odors are a clear sign that someone is clenching around you. In the video, Ryan Higa takes a stop motion ride on a toilet all over the place. Enjoy the ride with him. Also look for cameos by IaMmE dance crew, Victor Kim, 2 girls with 1 cup, and more.

Listen to more comedic songs by Ryan Higa: Bromance, Shed a Tear, Like a Good Boy, I’m Hardcore, and Nice Guys.

Clenching My Booty by Ryan Higa x D-Trix

Behind the scenes of Clenching My Booty by Ryan Higa x D-Trix

Lyrics to Clenching My Booty by Ryan Higa x D-Trix

I’m clenching my booty (x2)

Verse
Theres so much pressure
7 blocks away, I don’t think I’m gonna make it
Just feel the texture.
Goosebumps on my skin and my body starts to drip sweat
But I wont (I wont)
Give in (Give in)
Even though I’m, Turtle Heading
And I will,
Keep on Clenching

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)

Rap:
I know it’s stuck in my Butt,
It kinda hurts,
wrong time and place, I got the squirts
it can’t get worse,no this ain’t fair
Crap, you know I push you up
Doo, Doo, don’t need 2 girls just need a cup.
Now the bubble guts is bubbling’ , because it’s full of food
used to say the sky’s the limit, now the sky smells like poo,
Man I had to drop a load, (oh god) That I couldn’t do
Ask me, ‘what’s that smell man?’ I stand back and point at you (you, you)
I know that I fart a bit, feel like I need a new pair with no shart on it
But, this rap don’t have to make sense, as long as it rhymes: just got to mumble it
And I know, we went off topic baby: true, true, true
but i’d rather hold a number 2, than to poo when i’m not suppose to…
i’m clenching my booty!

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
(repeat x2)