Singer Chris Cendana released his single “Douchebag”. It’s got a similar theme to Nice Guys by Ryan Higa x kevjumba x Chester See, but more serious. Here’s the story about the song:
I saw a girl with her friend at the bar who looked like they were expecting someone to meet them. A couple minutes after noticing them, I saw this guy who was acted like he owned the place, who apparently who was who the girl was meeting. She gets up all excited, hugs him, they have a bunch of drinks, and by the end of the night, the girl is totally getting ignored by this super obnoxious douchebag because he really wants to go out with her friend, but the girl absolutely didn’t care and was eating up any second of attention she was getting. So I decided to write this song and dedicate it to all the girls who ask themselves, “Why do I fall for the a-holes all the time?”
In short, guys are douchebags because they can see from examples that it’s effective. Girls, a lot of the time, don’t see what is in front of them. So with that in mind, I am singing from another guy’s perspective who actually would be serious about the girl, but she doesn’t see him, so to make himself known, he should be a douchebag.
Listen to more music from Chris Cendana: I’ll Remember, The Only Gift I Want, Carry out, and Work.
Douchebag by Chris Cendana
Lyrics to Douchebag by Chris Cendana
There you go
Eyeing him
You think he looks back but he sees your friend, yeah
But you don’t care
Oh my God
He’s coming here
How do I look Karen
How’s my hair? Yeah
It’s fine my dear
It is apparent to him you’re transparent
Maybe that’s how I should act
I should be a douchebag
Dress up in pricey ties and business slacks
Hook up at a bar
Kick you out my car
Maybe never call you back
I should be a douchebag
Act like a jerk and stab you in the back
It’s funny cause it’s true
The only way to you
And you know it is a fact
I should be a douchebag, yeah 2x
There he is
As you wish
This is his pond you are just a fish
yeah
you don’t care
He reels you up to get a taste
but his eyes are fixed on your friends face yeah
This I swear
It is apparent to him you’re transparent
Maybe that’s how I should act
I should be a douchebag
Dress up in pricey ties and business slacks
Hook up at a bar
Kick you out my car
Maybe never call you back
I should be a douchebag
Act like a jerk and stab you in the back
It’s funny cause it’s true
The only way to you
And you know it is a fact
I should be a douchebag, yeah 2x