Singer Jimmy Wong released a new original song about the trials and tribulation of the iPhone 5. Although some people were expecting the new phone to be out a few weeks ago, only the iPhone 4S was announced. This sense of consumer entitlement was captured by Jimmy Wong. Life Would Be Better with an iPhone 5, but you’ll just have to wait. Maybe in 2012 and it will be better than the one you have. However, you can download iOS 5 now. You can get the single on 
Listen to more Jimmy Wong including From On High, It All Ends / All Was Well, and Harry Potter Rap 2. You can also watch him as an action hero in Prism.
Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) by Jimmy Wong
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Lyrics to Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone5) by Jimmy Wong
V1
When you walked out on stage, without a turtle neck
I didn’t know what to expect
You made me squeal with delight, introducing iOS5
There could only be one thing left
PCH1
I know we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it’s the first world, and we know it to be true
the first ones with a new iPhone can hold it over you
CHORUS
Life would be better with an iPhone 5
When it’s all you’ve ever wanted, when it’s kept you up at night
Don’t we deserve it when all we’ve done is whine
We’ve been tweeting for a whole year, we’ve been starving all this time
Oh please, grant our wish tonight
V2
What the sh*t is this? Updated iPhone 4s
I been praying to Santa Claus for something else this coming Christmas
Oh, Tim Cook, we’ll light a fire under your ass
You’ve got one last chance to make us fall in deep romance
You know a longer battery life just means we’ve got more time to ask
Why the heck, is this not the iPhone 5
PCH2
Now we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it’s your problem, and responsibility
to give us what we want cuz we’ll pay you handsomely
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Apparently good is not enough
Full HD 1080p but it looks the same so we’re all pissed off
Worse yet if a new one comes out soon
We’ll kick and scream while the rest of the world keeps spinning round
Like a fat kid without ice cream no we won’t shut up yes we’ll sing out loud
CHORUS
BRI 2:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
Is that a picture of a squirrel
How soon till Siri rules the world
8 full hours of talking time
Means 8 more hours we gotta hear you whine
Yeah that’s definitely a squirrel
Tom Cruise’s daughter’s gonna rule the whole world
Can’t believe we’d all complain about a phone
As if the last one we owned wasn’t even capable
CHORUS