Rap group Triangle Offense dropped a mashup parody called “I’m Batman x Bat Issues”. The song blends “I’m On One” by DJ Khaled x Drake x Rick Ross x Lil Wayne and “Trust Issues” by Drake, while dwelling on the thoughts that go through Batman’s head from battling villains to keeping a secret identity. It’s a serious yet funny single at the same time. You can download the track FREE here.
For more Dark Knight music, listen to MidKnight by AJ Rafael.
I’m Batman x Bat Issues by Triangle Offense (contains profanity)
Lyrics to I’m Batman x Bat Issues by Triangle Offense
I’m Batman
Intro
Lock ’em up! (I’m Batman)
Lock ’em up! (Fuck it, I’m Batman)
Lock ’em up! (I said, “I’m Batman.”)
Commissioner Gordon!
Verse: Sci
Batarangs getting throwed, I’ve been fighting Bane and I feel so weak
Can’t apologize if I fail, they need me to prevail here
But what’s up with that Catwoman?
We can both team up and beat him
And what’s up with these new villains?
And why they make everything so hard for me?
Verse: Bry
But get it while you here, boy
Cause Scarecrow might gas you with that fear, boy
Yea, I was there with my mom and pops
Both got shot, left me with stock, and an enterprise in which I’m on top
With my armor on, my cape long, and Gordon being patient
Since Harvey Dent died, I haven’t taken a vacation
Rumors saying that I killed him, it’s just fucking allegations
They think Gotham City’s throne is still vacant, but watch me take it
Pre-Chorus: Sci
All I care about is Gotham, that’s the city that I’m from
And I swear that I’ll protect it from the villains that may come
Bring them justice and I vow that my job is never done
And I’m only getting started, somebody better warn them
::CHORUS::
I’m Batman
Fuck it, I’m Batman
I said, “I’m Batman.”
Fuck it, I’m Batman
One black cowl and I got that cape
Who’s Dark Knight? Could it be Bruce Wayne?
Only Alfred could see that shit
Wat signal, I’ma be there quick
Cause I’m Batman
Fuck it, I’m Batman
Bat Issues
Intro: Sci
All I care about is Gotham, that’s the city that I’m from
And I swear that I’ll protect it from the villains that may come
Bring them justice and I vow that my job is never done
And I’m only getting started, somebody better warn them
I’m Batman
Fuck it, I’m Batman
I said, “I’m Batman.”
Fuck it, I’m Batman…the Batman
One black cowl and I got that cape
Who’s Dark Knight? Could it be Bruce Wayne?
Only Alfred could see that shit
Bat signal, I’ma be there quick
Cause I’m Batman
Fuck it, I’m Batman
Verse: Bry (Sci)
Bizzy Bruce, check me out
Coming live from the fucking Wayne Enterprise
Whipped Joker at his game, beat him really good
Have him placed in Arkham Asylum
Ra’s al Ghul, knew him way back when
Told me to kill guys I don’t know
Tell me how the fuck we ‘pose to stay friends
When you keep a decoy just for show?
I could tell, I could tell, I could tell
Certain people don’t like me no more
Rachel said she don’t like me no more
But she blew up, now she can’t write me no more
(You can look me in my eyes and see I ain’t myself
Cause this armor Fox created, I painted myself)
But still, let them all out and free them all
Leave their cell phones for a sonar when we see them
I stay Batman, man, AM to the PM
Villains hating, I just wish they would say it when they see him
Verse: Sci (Bry)
More than my assistant, you raised me as a kid when
Both my parents died, oh I don’t trust these villains
I don’t, I don’t trust these villains, they might catch me slipping
(Alfred) you’re the only one, cause I don’t trust these villains
They might, they might catch me slipping and terrorize the city
(Alfred) you’re the only one, cause I don’t trust these villains
I don’t, I don’t trust these villains, they might catch me slipping
(Alfred) you’re the only one (and Commissioner Gordon)
::CHORUS::
Oh ohhh, bat issues
Oh ohh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohh, bat issues
Oh ohhh, bat issues
Oh ohh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ohh
Outro
Yea
Aw yea
Uh, aw yea
I’m Bruce Wayne, I’m paid
Come check out the Batcave
I’m Bruce Wayne
I am the Batman, yea
Aw yea, aw yea