Here’s a new original collaboration by Ryan Higa x David Choi x JR Aquino called “I’m Hardcore.” It’s a comedic song spoofing what it means to be hardcore from washing dishes to throwing chairs around. Pay attention to the words. Loads of funny parts. We shed a Tear cuz Ryan Higa is not a Like a Good Boy for this single. Also the music video is complete with dance choreography from Ryan Higa, David Choi, and Chester See. (Nice unicorn move guys!) Look for cameos by D-Trix of Quest Crew and Phil & Wes from Wong Fu Productions. By the end of the track, they’ll all have you saying “Gimme gimme gimme gimme more” and you’ll want to be hardcore like them.
Support these guys by getting the song on 
. It’s got a catchy tune like David Choi’s other track Dance to This Song. And listen to By Chance (You & I) by JRA from the short film Agents of Secret Stuff.
I’m Hardcore by Ryan Higa x David Choi x JR Aquino
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Lyrics to I’m Hardcore by Ryan Higa x David Choi x JR Aquino
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers
Pulling out the roots with ultimate power
Don’t care what you think; don’t care about you
This is how I roll; this is how I do
I’m stronger, faster, than all you haters
I’ll blow right by you on my scooter skater
I can pedal my feet like nobody can
You can’t catch me cuz I’m the ginger bread man!!!!
Beautiful flowers stomped on for hours
So strong and so fast, hey haters can lick my grass
Don’t even know why, people will try
To make me cry, but I’ll never cry, well, maybe sometimes
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Like the ass phalt I’m hard on the street
Just like sand, I’m the son of a beach
People call me animal, but I can be three
A beaver, cat, duck, a platypussy
I do the dishes everyday
The water burns my hands, but I’ll NEVER show the pain
My hands hurt, my hands hurt, I will be ok
I’m trying to hold it in, but I really want to scream
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Are you a girl scout imma shut the door
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I don’t ride horses I ride unicorns
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
I’m so hard baby. So so hard like a rock baby.
Rock hard, rock hard, yeah. Like concrete, like concrete, baby.
I’m hardcore!
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I don’t run I just do parkour
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I do the river dance on the dance floor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Give to rich and steal from the poor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I go to bed at 8:24
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
I’m an ASSSO
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Besa mis labios senor
I’m hardcore, I’m hardcore!
Imma fart when I walk through your door