Some of the guys from Ktown Cowboys came together as the Gochu Boyz to released the track “Dick So Big.” Justin Chon, Danny Cho, and Shane Yoon break the stereotypes and provide a rallying cry of Asian men everywhere. Also another reason to Date an Asian. This frickin’ hilarious music video kinda reminds us of the song from Harold and Kumar 2 “My Dick“. Watch these guys do the pendulum dance on this autotuned song. The Gochu Boyz just might have elephantitis. Believe it or not you can get “Dick So Big” on 
and Amazon.
Looks like the Soju Boyz got some competition from the Gochu Boyz. Maybe they can all discuss things with Soju Man around.
Dick So Big by Gochu Boyz
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Dick So Big by Gochu Boyz on Funny or Die
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Lyrics to Dick So Big by Gochu Boyz
(CHORUS)
That’s my Dick – OMG
That’s my dick, my OMG
Dick my dick, my dick
That’s my dick, my dick – OMG
I walk with a limp, cuz my dick’s so big
I can’t wear shorts girl, cuz my dick’s so big
I don’t own no drawers, cuz my dick’s so big
Can’t do Calvin Klein, cuz my dick’s so big
When I go to the club, I order two drinks
One for myself, and one for my dick
You can rub your eyes girl, but there it is
Yes it’s my dick, come take a lick
(CHORUS)
That’s my Dick – OMG
That’s my dick, my OMG
Dick my dick, my dick
That’s my dick, my dick – OMG
I strap a hefty, cuz my dick’s so big
I got a handicapped sign girl, cuz my dick’s so big
I steer from the backseat, cuz my dick’s so big
Yes it’s my dick, I don’t think for it
(CHORUS)
That’s my Dick – OMG
That’s my dick, my OMG
Dick my dick, my dick
That’s my dick, my dick – OMG
You already know how my dick’s so big,
It’s so damn big it won’t fit in the crib
My dick came down, down to my ankles
My dick’s so big it makes obtuse angles
It looks so big, as long as a golf club
I love to get my dick licked, and my balls sucked
And everybody say it’s gigantic
So damn big it dwarfs Titanic
And I don’t know if I want it any bigger
If I put it in your throat, girl it’s gonna hit your liver
Sometimes it’s hard to go outside
I’m rolling down the street, and it’s hanging out the ride
It’s so damn big that it’s drags on the ground
And when it gets hard, the head is in the clouds
Yeah, get acquainted with my dick
Here’s a little story about how my dick’s so big
That’s my dick, dick
Oh Girl, it ain’t elephantitis
Oh Girl, it ain’t elephantitis
Oh wait, it might be…Cuz it’s so big
I need a limousine, just for my dick
(CHORUS)
That’s my Dick – OMG
That’s my dick, my OMG
Dick my dick, my dick
That’s my dick, my dick – OMG
That’s my dick,
That’s my dick, my dick
That’s my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick