Continuing where his previous parody Internet Stalk (Bedrock parody) left off, ice1cube (aka Frank Hwang) pokes fun at Justin Bieber’s Baby song with a cradle robber remix. Besides his friends in the video, he’s got guest appearances from Chris Hansen (To Catch a Predator) and Pedobear. These guys randomly pop up in the video. Better get an age check before you hit on the next person on facebook.
check out some other flavors of Baby like : Randy (Aziz Ansari) vs Bieber, Legaci x Cathy Nguyen x Traphik, and Lil Crazed x Tommy C.
Baby Parody (Cradle Robber Remix) by ice1cube
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Lyrics to Baby Parody (Cradle Robber Remix) by ice1cube
[Kevin Lien]
Noooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooo!
[Verse 1]
you may know me, i used to stalk
have i changed yet? no i have not
im still creepy, still online
trying to find that one girl i know will be mine
so i see you, your pic looks hot
i’ll click i like it, maybe we’ll talk
until i notice your birthday just in time
that you were born in june of nineteen ninety five
she’s just a…
[Chorus]
Baby, baby, baby OHHHHH!
just a baby, baby, baby noooooooo!
just a baby, baby, baby dohhhhhhh!
your age is hard to tell online
[Verse 2]
can you blame me, when i can’t stop staring
i mean your pictures, look at what you’re wearing
i mean you look good, as girls should
and it makes me think
if i should add this wink 😉
until i found out, i was mistaken
i guessed your age wrong my friend was sayin’
he said guess down, down, down.
and i just can’t believe i was gonna ask you out
[Chorus]
she’s just Baby, baby, baby OHHHHH!
just a baby, baby, baby noooooooo!
just a baby, baby, baby dohhhhhhh!
your age is hard to tell online
[RAP]
When I was 13 you were only 8 (or you were in third grade)
There was just not never no way, i could never ever think about
to take you on a date
i was in high school, with homework duties
when you knew one rule, every boy has cooties
and i was driving, as you were ridin’
(pause) your bike with the tassles
and the basket and the training wheels that matched it
but now it’s hard to tell since you lost your baby fat
that you’re that same girl back then that i baby sat