blinktwice4y (the guy behind the Mario Kart Love Song) created a parody of Keri Hilson’s “Knock You Down”. Better give him some thing good this Christmas or he’ll know you down.
Christmas knocks you down by blinktwice4y
lyrics to Christmas knocks you down by blinktwice4y
[awesome rap intro]
keep rockin
keep shoppin
so i can louis vuitton it up or reebok it
get me some presents you can serve em on a platter
what’s this christmas gonna be? dessert or disaster
[verse 1]
never thought you’d get me gloves like this
they don’t even look brand new
imma hope they never rip
then you came in, put a gift into my hands
sounds like a box of sand
or an assortment of jars of jam
[verse 2]
i never thought i’d shop for you as much as i did
diamond earrings on ebay
but i got the lowest bid, yeah
every december i check the tree and frown
cause christmas comes around
and girl it knocks me down, knocks me down
[chorus]
cause when christmas comes around
it knocks me down
get me somethin good, or i’ll knock it down
cause when christmas comes around
it knocks me down
get me somethin good, or i’ll knock it down
[verse 3]
i never thought i’d need to say
gone get me the sims or call of duty
cause i wanna play
i’m gonna be commander and
master chief in halo xbox live
when i tell my buddies what you got me
i wanna get a high five
[oh snaps i’m gettin street now!]
yo i’m tryin to be real, i ain’t need a golden locket
what am i supposed to do with a handmade sock
and you ain’t even made the left foot,
let’s get off on the right
put this year in the books and get me something aiiight
you know i’m lovin the thought
behind your arts and crafts
but leave the DIYs back in christmas past
and get me somethin with bling,
get me somethin with lights
and imma treat you right, all Christmas night
[chorus]