From the guys that brought you “Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice“, here’s “Shoes In Asian Homes” (Kiss Me Through the Phone Parody). If you like the song, you can download it here.
Shoes In Asian Homes (Kiss Me Through the Phone Parody)
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Shoes In Asian Homes Lyrics:
Asian boy tell’em!
(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(verse 1)
lately, i’ve been thinking maybe
shoes inside are easy
convenience isn’t bad!
save a couple seconds
i can use that time
i hear “are you blind?”
behind me, angry
it’s mother with a knife!
run away!
no escape! she’s angry!
and when she catches me
it’s a super-combo finish
im sorry, im sorry
and i will clean the carpet
with my hands
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(chorus B)
white friends, i will tell you the truth
i disregarded the rules
and it only made my parents really pissed, dude
didn’t let me eat food
carpet clean with tissues
so could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(verse 2)
trust me, this is not an insult
i know it’s not your fault
let me give you reasons
how we’re just not the same
A B? that’s a shame!
nascar? it’s lame!
elders by their first names and
you’d be feeling pain!
the things that give us luck
the way that we spell suck
the way that we cook duck
and trucks…
monster truck, monster truck, it really makes us scratch our heads and say
SERIOUSLY MAN, WHAT THE HECK?
(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(interlude)
this part is boring like
la la la la
watch me shoot these guns like
ra ta ra ta
watch me do this dance like
cha cha cha
son, i am disappoint like
pa pa pa
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(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off